Have you ever considered what your teacher really thought about you? Or what really happens on school trips?

Ever wondered how teachers handle the classroom brawls? Petty squabbles?

Or how they politely tell that one student that they smell…BAD.

Using 34 real-life stories from her years of teaching the teens of Sheffield.

Using 34 real-life stories from her years of teaching the teens of Sheffield.

Maxine Blake reveals exactly what happens behind the school doors in Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl!

Known by her students as The Terminator.

Known to her co-workers as a caring, consummate professional.

Maxine Blake was a teacher for 37 years before she took off her shades and stopped asking students for their “IDs, phones and skateboards”

In retirement she continues to scrutinise student work. Laughing all the while behind the scenes.

The Tales From The Staff Room Include:

  • Farting Pigeons
  • The Phantom Crapper
  • Why is it always about the penis?
  • The Mother/Daughter Prostitutes (and their Minders)
  • And many more…

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